Congratulations MARK O. who wrote, "Sunless tanning sounds awesome, particularly for this haole from Hawaii. Worst tan ever ... it's a tie. 1st day of sailing school at the Waikiki Yacht Club, forgot to put on my sunscreen before my 8 hour class. I burned and blistered and have a scar to this day on my shoulder. The tie was college spring break in Jamaica, I forgot to put sunscreen on my just buzzed head before going to the beach. Adding insult to injury my friends hired some sketchy lady on the beach to "cure the burn" with g-d only knows what and a massage that she enjoyed far more than me..." LOL! No more scars or shady massages for you Mark.
Thanks to everyone who participated!