Shell, author of Things I Can't Say, is hosting a fun link-up calledRockin' the Bump. I must've had too many Loaded Lemonades at Rub tonight to be sharing these but what the hell.

You know you're in trouble when you've gained 20 lbs by 20 weeks (Liz Lange top):

Commence porn star boobs and widening of the nose at 25 weeks (Isabella Oliver top):

No longer showing skin for fear of cracking the camera lens at 30 weeks (DVF top, that I still wear):

No, not triplets, just ready to pop with one Big Bub (Old Navy dress that I burned):

Am I the only one whose nose literally grew 2 sizes? I covet all those cute little bumps but it just wasn't in the cards for me. I was destined to be asked every block if I was having twins or triplets. Motherf*ckers.

It's cool though, I had a relaxing pregnancy and was carb-loading for a Big Bub birth.

{I was not compensated for this post but I feel like I should be.}